Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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