Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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