I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
Randomize
