I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
Randomize
