idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
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