He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
On today's episode of "What the Shit Did I Do Last Night," drunk me deleted ALL of the text messages I've ever had. Awesome.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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