So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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