Is it normal to miss your booty call?
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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