i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
Randomize
