Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
Randomize
