is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
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