She went from zero to smokin in five shots
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
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