We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
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so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
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Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
I'm bleeding and have questions
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