my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
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and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
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I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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