How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I AM VODKA MAN
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
Randomize
