is your mom at the bar?
Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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