I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
Randomize
