Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
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