this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
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