so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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