if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
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