new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
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does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
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I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
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