It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
Randomize
