rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
Someone came in the potted fern
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
you never un-have a 4some
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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