they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
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woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
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New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
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