Ambien. No doubt about it.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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