Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
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