No, you can still breathe under the balls.
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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