Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
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