I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
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before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
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She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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