I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
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