Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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