it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
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