Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
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i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
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I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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