I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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