We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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