also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
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im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
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okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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