I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
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i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
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If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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