I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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