I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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