i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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