just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
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