i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
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Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
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my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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