yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
oh god the rape fog is back!
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
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turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
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Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
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