It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
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whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
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I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
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