Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
Its about making memories worth repressing
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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