That's intense
cannot fit in my clothes. too depressed to drink.
if you drink enough to puke, it's like a weight loss plan.
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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