She said her name was "party"
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
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