Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
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We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Randomize