Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
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