i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
Randomize
