No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
I am full of burrito and curiosity
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
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