Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
there is another microwave in the elevator.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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