Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
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Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
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You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
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