I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
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how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
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Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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