bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
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He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
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Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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