id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
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